Councilmen,

Imagine, for a moment, my surprise upon learning that within less than two bells of sunrise and less than two days of our last correspondence, my godson was again attacked by the very same perpetrators, within the very bounds of Oaks mound.

Imagine, for a moment, my beloved’s most vehement displeasure upon hearing that the very same mundane girl was again involved in this unsavory business.

I expect more from the Guild. Thus far, I have had no need to intercede in your affairs, and it would be wise to ensure that it remains so.

I shall relieve you of the burden of protecting the two twice-victims. See to it that the situation is adequately resolved.

— R